A letter to KC Fortune Cookie Factory

July 23rd, 2011

Fortune Cookie

Dear Chairman Kwan,

First off, let me say how much I thoroughly enjoy reading your blog. Your last post on the subject of control really got me thinking. I have always said that control is like driving a car! How apt. However, your last post was in January… we need to know how you are doing on the subject of control. Have you slipped back into “too little control”? Please keep writing, I would very much appreciate it! We’re on the edge of our seats, Chairman Kwan.

Secondly, I am unable to digest fortune cookies. Unfortunately, my stomach lining no longer exists. I do, however, love reading fortunes. Could you find it in your heart to send me a few fortunes (paper only, no cookies)? It would brighten my otherwise dark day. If some of the fortunes have funny jokes on them that would be fine too. I’m not picky. Just make me smile to forget my stomach woes. Respite is very much needed for me these days.

I also am very interested in printing up some custom fortunes in the near future. Even though I cannot enjoy eating the cookies myself who’s gonna stop me from sharing them with friends? Do you ship to Canada, Chairman Kwan?

Thank you so much. And, as they say: “fortune smiles on the brave.” Keep writing, Chairman Kwan!


Matthew Raudsepp

Here’s a link┬áto Chairman Kwan’s blog. If you’re anything like me and love wisdom, then send our man Kwan a message asking for more posts!

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