Good Burger, Kenan Thompson. Well Done.

February 7th, 2011

Let’s all imagine that the lightcycles from Tron were actually hamburgers, and that instead of deadly lazer walls, they left a trail of grease and mustard that was sort of dangerously slippy.
Then let’s all hold hands and imagine that Neo from The Matrix was actually a big talking french fry, and that instead of saying “woah” when he did something cool, he said “ketchup”.
Then if we’re really lucky, let’s imagine that the Predator from Predator had a bendy soda straw for a mouth instead of his weirdo vagina flaps.

Our fantastic fast food fantasy is finished! Let’s eat!

Yours,
Kyle “Sci Fi Improvements” Gatehouse

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1 Comment

sam
Feb 08, 2011
wow . now I really am put off of fast food.....