Dental Dong

February 21st, 2011

Welcome to the second and final “Dental Health Week: Sunday” here at Kyle’s Kool Komiks Korner!

Brushing your teeth is important because television commercials are full of people with healthy smiles.
Imagine this scenario, you smart alec: You and your dumb girlfriend are sitting in a coffee shop talking about something (who cares), when suddenly, on the television in the corner, appears an ad for Canesten. You, without thinking, spew forth, “Wow, she’s got a really fresh smile”. 
“What’s that supposed to mean?” shoots back your bristly broad.  ”Am I not “fresh” enough for you?”
“I, what? No, I was talking about her teeth, they’re very clean vagina– I mean white!”

And now look what you’ve gone and done.

Moral: It’s sort of unclear if stupid guy was trying to imply that his stupid girlfriend should brush her teeth or her south mouth, so it’s hard to come up with a moral for this one.

Yours,
Kyle “Creative Writing Major” Gatehouse

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1 Comment

Derek
Feb 21, 2011
The pictures still plague me but I love the caption each time.