*Guest Blog Post* The Hippocratic Oath by Matt G

April 18th, 2011

The Hippocratic Oath is to do no harm. 
For entertainment purposes, here are a bunch of Hungry-ass Hippos in direct violation of their own oath.

Here are some interesting facts about hippos:
- To mark their territory, they spin their tail while shitting, spraying the excrement over a wider area. Much like spitting through a fan.
- Hippos are faster on land than humans. Even when running backwards while spinning its tail and shitting.
- If the Hippo were a human it would look like George Wendt from Cheers.

Yours, 
Matt “Rattle-me-Bones” Gagnon


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2 Comments

Jennifer Amateur
Apr 26, 2011
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
 
momochi
Apr 24, 2011
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