Heavy-Petting Zoo

June 3rd, 2011

Things Pygmy Goats have that I wish I had:

-Ancestors as distinguished sounding as “Camaroon Dwarf Goats”, as opposed to my ancestors, “The Poor Irish”.
-A milk fat percentage in the 7-9 range. Woo! That’s some fat milk!
-A stomach with four compartments and the ability to eat all kinds of ridiculous shit, like scrap metal, band aids and camp fires.
-A Thurl.
-An acute fascination for exploring boxes, benches and tables.
-The ability to multiply my age by seven to see how old I am in human years.

Yours,
Kyle “Fuck You Finger” Gatehouse

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2 Comments

linda
Jun 05, 2011
It took me a second to spot them all..ha ha ..you are a crazy fool!!!!
 
Jogn
Jun 04, 2011
Camp fires. That's the best.