LumberJack It

March 14th, 2011

Today, for the first time in my life, I thought, “I’m going to sit down and spend an hour drawing a hatchet with a long flaccid penis wrapped around the warped wood handle”.

I didn’t think, “maybe I’ll go talk to some pretty girls”, or, “gosh, maybe I should go back to school and get started on a career”, or, “would I even enjoy sitting down and drawing a hatchet with a dick-grip?”

No. I just did it. Nike style.

Yours,
Kyle “This Is How You Should Live Your Life” Gatehouse

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3 Comments

Matt and Kyle and Matt
Mar 14, 2011
Thanks Mom and Dad. Dear Internet, those last two comments were from my Mom and Dad. -Kyle
 
linda
Mar 14, 2011
See all my Penisisms did pay off or should I say ... ready for it RUBBED OFF ....heE
 
Derek
Mar 14, 2011
Keep just doing it son. -Your proud father