Permanently Modified Reflow Oven

January 14th, 2011

In 1925 the Waters Genter Company introduced the Model 1-A-1 Toastmaster (badass), the first automatic pop-up (cool), household toaster that could brown bread on both sides simultaneously (!!!), set the heating element on a timer (great idea), and eject the toast when finished (toast:mastered).
Waters Genter Company, nice one I guess, but where are you now?
“If the things you did yesterday still impress you today, then you haven’t done much today”: Motivational High School Poster Becomes Retroactive Corporate Wisdom. 

Things that would be fun to toast:
-An envelope with a letter in it (the letter is from your dad)
-Pop-Tart box
-A different, smaller toaster
-My DVD of Enter The Dragon
-Jim Carrey because he’d be wacky about it
-Matt R’s hand (tie him down)
-Vajazzle Beads
-Toast (for to get Double Toast)

Yours,
Kyle “Roast Master” Gatehouse

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1 Comment

John
Jan 16, 2011
I think you have real issues... "letter from your dad"... sheesh.