Gives New Meaning To “Popping A Cap In Your Ass”

March 7th, 2011

Forget horror movies, walking alone in a dark forest, pregnancy scares or haunted houses, hands-down the most frightening thing one can do is research experimental weapons.

Let’s start with Directed-Energy Weapons (all of which either exist today, or are currently in development):
-Lasers that instantly blind you, regardless of wether your eyes are open or closed. 
-Electromagnetic radiation that suffocates you and gives you seizures.  
-Pulsed-Energy Projectile weapons emit an infrared laser pulse which produces rapidly expanding plasma at the target, causing intense sound, shock and electromagnetic waves that stun the target, resulting in pain and temporary paralysis. 
-High Power Lasers that generate enough heat to easily cut through metal, obliterate flesh.

German WWII Sonic Cannon:
-During the early 1940′s, Axis engineers developed a sonic cannon that could literally shake a person apart from the inside. What. The. Fuck. Nazis.

Nikola Tesla’s “Teleforce” Weapon:
-Basically the mother of all crazy death rays. Can instantly destroy entire fleets of airplanes and infantry. Luckily his schematics for the particle beam were dependant on four inventions that no government cared to produce. But his plans are still out there…

Also, the most terrifying of all:
-Handguns that shoot floppy flaccies.

Yours,
Kyle “Seriously, Do Yourself A Favour And Research Kittens Instead” Gatehouse

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6 Comments

Jane
Mar 15, 2011
ha ha ha just got the "squirt gun"ha ha lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well done....
 
Matt and Kyle and Matt
Mar 14, 2011
Squirt Gun! "Enter Your Comments"! Best comments ever.
 
BoingBoingFan632
Mar 10, 2011
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John
Mar 10, 2011
It's a squirt gun.
 
Jane
Mar 08, 2011
Enter Your Comments
 
Jane
Mar 08, 2011
hmmmm well drawn, lots to think about , scary people on this planet